Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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