I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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