i just wanna soil my oats bro
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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