i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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