Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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