is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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