omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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