i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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