I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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