he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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