it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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