I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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