She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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