so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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