CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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