i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Someone came in the potted fern
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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