He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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