nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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