I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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