no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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