I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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