This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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