i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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