Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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