just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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