the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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