Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize
