Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he thought i was a dude.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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