Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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