Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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