So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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