the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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