it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Your penis caused this!
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