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Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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