Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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