I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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