walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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