We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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