walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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