hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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