New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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