Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
What changed your mind?
Being sober
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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