So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it glows. i had to have it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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