we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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