he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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