i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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