Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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