do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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