windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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