wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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