Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
