is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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