Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Randomize
