You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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