no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Randomize
